I have been informed that I have been spreading an evil rumor through my blog. Several days ago, I reported that my daughter and her friend had beaten my son in X-Box Hockey. This is an untrue report, and I regret any undue jubilation and/or heartache this untruth may have caused. I stand corrected; my son won the game. Please correct your records to reflect this change (I'm sure you are keeping records, aren't you?). Thank you.
This announcement brought to you on behalf of Andrew